Majellan Jokes

From the July - September
2008 edition of the
Majellan Magazine:

 

Joe was complaining about how much sport had taken over
modern life. "Football, basketball, golf, tennis -
we've let sport become our God!" 

Gerry suggested he come along to a parish discussion group
on Friday night and talk about this, but Joe said,
"I'm sorry. I can't do that. Friday's my badminton night."

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Here is a good book-keeping principle: Never lend one.

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A woman rubbed a lamp and out popped a genie.
"Do I get three wishes?" she asked.

"No. I'm a one-wish genie. What will it be?"

"See this map?" the woman said, "I want all these countries
to stop fighting so we can have world peace."

The genie answered, "They've been at war for hundreds
of years. I'm not that good. What else would you like?"

"Well," she said, "I'd love to marry the man of my dreams - not someone who watches sport all day but someone who has other interests too, like going shopping, and he would be someone who is always considerate and kind."

"Okay," the genie said with a sigh.
"Let me see that map again."

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